Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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