Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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