Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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