When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
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